Saturday, October 1, 2011

Dominos vs I

Last week I was hit by a Dominos Pizza Delivery Guy. Yes, he was on a bike and he was on the wrong side of the road, he brushed against my elbow and scratched my left arm. I quickly checked if my shirt was torn, I'd worn that shirt after ages that day! Only when I was assured that it was fine did I look up to hurl abuses at him. I found him looking back at me, all I could see were his eyes and I knew he was cursing me under his breath for being 10 seconds late with the delivery.

I looked at him, almost wanting to get into a heated argument until I realised that I could easily walk to Dominos and claim the "damages"! But then I thought otherwise. I crossed the road and started walking homewards. On the way I was thinking of taking revenge for that little bruise on my arm. "Not ordering from Dominos for a loooong time now." That's what I thought to myself. And then I would let a few of my friends know about it and then they'd stop ordering for a while as well and that was how I'd win this war that hadn't been declared officially.

Later that night I got up at 3 a.m because I couldn't sleep straight. I remembered the little accident and cursed the guy again. "God, please make sure he isn't sleeping in peace tonight either." And I dozed off in peace. Next morning the bruise got worse, it was almost like I'd been hit deliberately on the arm. That evening when I came back home, my homies decided to order something. "Order something" always refers to the Pizza. And there went the revenge that my evil mind had thought of.

Half an hour later he was there, at my door, handing out the extra seasoning and the delicacies. I looked at him wondering if he was the same guy who had hit me. "Oh boy, this could be so fiilmy! The same guy who hit me, at my doorstep!" I looked at him and realised that they all looked the same. Couldn't really tell if he was the same fellow!

Lessons learnt-- 1. Life isn't filmy. You never get to punish the bad guy. Sad.
2. Little accidents like that lead to road-rage. Cursing the fellow in your head is better than getting people on the road to rough him up. I mean you can kill him in your head, but not on the streets, please!
3. Peace is good.
4. Pizza is better ;)


  1. LOL. Awesome. Do you want to order once again from 'Dominos'? :P

  2. Mind blowing... to nhi tha.. but mast tha.. :P :)

    and fully agreed to naval.. "Dominos" really? Dominos is like the Chelsea of the Pizza world :P


  3. @navii, :P i did order from dominos the next day itself
    @shubham, With the offers and coupons, that's the best place to order from ;)

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  5. @shrutee ji: mast tha,@subham,chelsea tere manu ko haraega dekh lena return match mein :/

  6. @shrutee.. pizza hut offers coupons too :P
    @AJ.. lets not get started abt that on this blog.. and chelsea has a match today, we'll see :P